Shelly's Ideal Meal

Usually served when welcoming home a tired husband, who has been working all week.

1. Set alarm for 4:30, since his flight arrives at 5.
2. Turn off Soap Operas.
3. Hit speed dial #3 - 3 is for Roz's Pizza.  If you hit 1 - you will get the astrology hotline, and 2 will get you the shopping network buyers club direct hotline.
4. When Pizza Man answers the phone, order your pizza of choice.  Be firm - They have caller ID and will usually try to compare your number on the caller ID Box, to the pizza that you normally get.
5. Get out of Pajama's and put away the past weeks worth of National Enquirer, Star, .....
6. Call Hubby at 5:05 and tell him - "The Brand new, NEVER Used Oven is broke again - the repairman is still waiting for the part.  Ask him to pick up a pizza for now.
7. When tired, overworked Hubby arrives home, with dinner in hand, tell him that you will cook the next time. Make sure you say under your breath that "It took you long enough, the pizza is practically ice cold.
8. After dinner, tell hubby how hard you worked, and all you want to do is lay down for 5 minutes.
9. Fall asleep for HOURS while hubby does laundry, dusting, etc.....

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